Hi Diksha, lots of love.
Today, I wish to describe a day in my life. It will surely be useful for you in your own life. So, here we go.
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What a hot, humid day in Ranchi so early in the morning!
We are already in the middle of our summer, sir.
You are right cab bro. What is your name?
My name’s Keith Adams.
I am to reach the DAV Public School, Bariatu school campus, by 8 a.m., and it is already 7:40 a.m.
Not to worry, sir. We are quite nearby. It will not take more than 10 minutes to reach the school’s gate. And here we are.
Thanks, Keith. I am obliged. Here is your fare.
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Mr. Bharat, you are just in time. Rush to room number 15, on the first floor.
(In front of the classroom): May I come in madam?
Yes, come in. Your seat number is twelve on the extreme left side bench. Take your answer script and fill in your details.
My question paper, please.
Your subject?
It is English, madam.
Here you are. Now everyone will pay attention. You have three hours to complete your written exams.
(The clock ticks away. All examinees’ heads are bowed over their answer scripts. Everyone is busy completing their papers.)
Your time is up. Submit your papers and wait outside. You must keep in mind that you have a half-an-hour break. After half an hour, your names will be called out one by one.
Then you will have to go to a specific room for your viva interview. Good luck.
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Bharat Sharan.
Yes, please.
Room number 21, on the extreme right side. It’s the last room.
Thank you.
(Just outside the room)
May I come in sir?
Yes, please come inside Bharat. Now, please take your seat.
(Three principals are seated: Mr. H. K. Mohanty, Mr. J. Kulkarni, and Mr. S. R. Modgil.)
S. R. Modgil: So, Bharat, ‘The Ancient Mariner’ has arrived again this year without fail.
H.K. Mohanty: Yes, we reject him every year, but next year he is back.
S. R. Modgil: Well Bharat, I hope you are better prepared this year.
Yes, Gentlemen. I am prepared.
H. K. Mohanty: Shall we start Bharat?
Certainly, Sir.
H.K. Mohanty: How will you improve the spoken English of class 9, students?
I will begin with an ice-breaker activity. It will put the students on their toes. I’ll follow it up with a word ladder game.
S. R. Modgil: Good. Then what?
Based on the words generated, I shall ask the children to make sentences. And, when the sentences are complete, I shall break them up into small groups.
Then, I will give them a 10-minute brain-storming session. In the end, each group would have to narrate a short story based on their sentences.
J. Kulkarni: That is excellent. All English teachers should think and prepare like this before entering their classrooms.
Thank you, Sir.
H. K. Mohanty: Okay Sharan. Now I shall ask you to provide an answer to my question. Are you ready?
Yes, Sir.
H. K. Mohanty: There are two villagers. Both are completely raw villagers.
In simple words, both can speak only their local language, nothing else. They never go beyond a few kilometers of their village. Understood.
Yes, sir.
H. K. Mohanty: One of the villagers is an Odia. The other one is a Marathi. Is it clear?
Absolutely. The Odia villager is from the Eastern state of Odisha, which is near Bengal, and adjacent to the Bay of Bengal.
The Marathi is from Maharashtra, on the western side of India, and adjacent to the Arabian Sea. Both are thousands of kilometers apart. Understood clearly.
Yes, sir.
H. K. Mohanty: Right. Now tell me when they meet; how will they interact?
But Sir, how can they meet? They live thousands of kilometers apart. So, there is no question of interacting.
H.K. Mohanty: Shut up! Just explain how they will talk to each other.
Sir they will talk through signs and sign languages.
H.K. Mohanty: Wrong answer. Think and provide the correct reply.
They will take the help of a local person who understands both languages and then they will interact with each other.
H.K. Mohanty: Again, the wrong answer. Come on Sharan, such wild answers. You do not prepare before coming for your interviews.
(Just then Mr. N.D. Grover, the Regional Director, enters the room. He looks at everyone)
N.D. Grover: What is the status of his interview?
H.K. Mohanty: What can we tell you, Sir? Sharan never studies and prepares for his interview. How can we recommend his promotion?
(Mr. N.D. Grover: stamping his feet in anger leaves the interview chamber in a huff. As soon as he leaves the room, all three principals burst into roars and guffaws of laughter. Their mission-demolition is complete.)
S. R. Modgil: (Laughing) Mr. Sharan prepare before coming to the interview. Be well prepared, in the future. Okay.
Yes, Sir.
H.K. Mohanty: (Grinning slyly.) Okay, Mr. Sharan, you can leave now.
What is the correct answer, please?
(All three again start laughing.)
H. K. Mohanty: You certainly deserve to know the correct answer, Mr. Sharan. You should have known that Sanskrit is the base language of all Indian languages.
All Indian languages have developed and blossomed from it. Hence, both will interact in Sanskrit.
But Mr. Mohanty, you had said that neither of the raw villagers could speak any other language, except in their local dialect.
So, how can they interact in Sanskrit? You are providing the wrong answer. I have answered correctly, please.
H.K. Mohanty: Shut up and get lost! Just move out of this chamber, or else I will report this to Mr. Grover. Just get out, I said.
(As Sharan moves out of the chamber, the guffaws start again.)
J. Kulkarni: We should recommend Mr. Sharan for the English PGT grade. He was correctly on target.
H.K. Mohanty: There is no question of granting him a promotion to the PGT grade until I am here. I hate him from the core of my heart.
(The Ancient Mariner is killed once again.)